Rack Rant...

I am so sick of the ignorant comments people make in passing. Oh at least you get fake ones, I wish I could get a boob job. It must be nice that your tits won't sag anymore. Maybe I need to get tested so insurance will pay for implants.

I am not going through with this surgery to get insurance to pay for a boob job! Maybe you got the wrong idea because I try to make light of the situation by using breast humor, but seriously, are nippleless, scarred masses on your chest sexy?! I have already been slapped with the realization that I will never again look sexy; time to retire the tiny bikinis and plunging necklines!

Maybe you just don't understand that I am getting my breasts REMOVED. I am not simply going in to get something implanted for enhancement, I am getting my breasts stripped off and replacing them with an alien object so that I will still will at least resemble a woman. It is merely a precautionary action because I don't have any desire to sign up to wage war against breast cancer. I will do everything within my power to avoid that devastating blow.

I have been open about discussing my decision to opt for the prophylactic bilateral mastectomies and if it were vanity, there is no way in hell I would rip them off and leave the battle scars. There are no Dolly or Pamela dreams here. Well, dreams maybe, but the reality of the situation is that I will have patchwork breasts. So, grab your saggy baggies, get over yourself, and stop running your mouth about things you know nothing about!